I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
be right there i have to get my cape
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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