id be glad to
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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