hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
my phone needs a breathalizer
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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