I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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