Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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