Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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