3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
cat food counts as protein by the way
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Randomize
