I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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