Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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