The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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