Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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