I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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