i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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