This girl is more easily done than said...
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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