what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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