Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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