her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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