I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I don't think brook has ever known best
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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