Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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