did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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