Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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