I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
And then he peed in my hair
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