Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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