doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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