Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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