How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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