let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I AM VODKA MAN
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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