I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Its about making memories worth repressing
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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