BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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