So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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