I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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