Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm really busy with my period
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