some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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