The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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