I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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