Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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