playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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