Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
try to milk me bitch
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