So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Are my feet made of real feet?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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