Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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