finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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