Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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