I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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