My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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