1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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