I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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