we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
a search helicopter?!
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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