There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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