She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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