READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Randomize
