What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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